Hey there nerds. My name’s Yang, and I want to start by saying that I am not the writer of anything you’re about to see. Besides this.
This is also not my site, I’m just stealing it because… I dunno. Not necessary to make a new site?
To fully explain and unpack that can of fake nacho cheese would be a crockpot of nonsense that would take days to scour through, so I’m not gonna even try. Maybe you’ll pick up bits and clues along this wild teacup ride, I dunno.
To give you JUST enough context to understand what’s going on: my sister has a girlfriend. She cannot see this girlfriend because we are doing something so stupidly dangerous anyone in our little posse might abruptly die, and my sister wants to keep her partner safe. My sister is also keeping a diary that’s sort of dedicated to her girlfriend.
The things you’re about to see in this blog thingy are her entries into this diary. I’m the only one with easy internet access, so I figured I’d put the entries in a place that her girlfriend can access, even if we don’t make it back.
Man. That still feels wild to say. We’re going to make it back, I’m sure, but…
Just in case.
So, if you’re Saretsky and you’re reading this: Lynn misses you so damn much. She isn’t saying it or showing it, but I can tell. We’ll come back to you, I promise. Keep Ray safe.
If you’re NOT Saretsky and you’re reading this, then uh. Have fun I guess? I can’t really stop you.
Fuck Coronum and Coronum-Adjacents,
Yang